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Make America Grate Again

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With political divide at a staggering high, and both sides of the isle claiming to have a strategy to unite the country, it is ever important that we as citizens do what we can at the local level to foster the unity that politicians can’t seem to create. I submit that grill is all we need.

For generations, friends and foes have gathered around the picnic table, setting differences aside, to enjoy food prepared on a Grate of metal over an open flame. Families at odds come together for a burger. Parents and teenagers  take a break from rolling eyes and statements of life experience to sit face to face over a platter of ribs. In times of celebration or mourning, the grill is glue. So what do we do with this not-so-secret information? We rebuild community at the neighborhood level and take our country back from those who speak for us.

Imagine the effects on our country if every-other month for a year, every neighborhood had a cookout. Grills smoking, kids playing, neighbors communicating. Tables with potato salad, baked beans, brownies and the such. People with differing beliefs assisting each other. Real community. Smiles.

We need champions. We need community revolutionaries to pull their grill out and serve up a healthy portion of inclusion. We need mouths full of garlic and pepper crusted ribeye rather than vitriol. We need unity. Grill is all we need.

Please share this with your friends if you want to make America Grate Again!   

 

 

 

#SauceySunday: Terminal Simple Vinegar Sauce

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We will start off our new weekly feature #SauceySunday with our take on a simple vinegar based sauce perfect for pulled pork or smoked chicken. This sauce has a simple profile that accompanies the smoked flavors of the meat and highlights the buttery notes of the fat, rather than mask these delicious flavors. 
For this sauce, you will need 2 cups Braggs Apple Cider Vinegar, 2 tablespoons sea salt, 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper, 2 teaspoons crushed red pepper, 1 tablespoon ground allspice, 2 ½ tablespoons brown sugar, and 2 tablespoons of instant coffee.
 
We said simple for a reason. Add all of the ingredients to a mason jar, put the lid on, and shake the hell out of it. The longer it sits, the more integrated the flavors will become. I recommend putting it in the refrigerator for at least four hours, ideally the day before you plan to serve it.
 
   
 
 
 

The Best Damn Jerk Chicken Recipe

 

 

“I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.”

–Lyndon B. Johnson

 

The roots of jerk are as enticing to me as the unique flavors. I get turned on by stories of survival, wilderness, outdoor cooking, and tradition. The history of jerk includes all of these elements. To summarize the history, imported African slaves escaped their captors into the mountains of Jamaica where they became known as the Maroons. Blending spices including the pimento berry, also known as allspice, the Maroons marinated wild boar in this heavenly mixture and grilled it over a pimento wood lattice. Although I can’t find direct record of it, I am pretty sure the word jerk came to as people tried it for the first time, so many of their pleasure centers firing at the same time resulted in seizing with a rhythm that could best be described as “Jerk.” Yes, that sounds right.

It takes one to know one…that’s why this recipe is on point. I have always been a big fan of Caribbean Jerk flavors and have been obsessed with perfecting the recipe for a while now. The way the gingery sweet heat comes together with the charred kiss of the grill is right up there with my favorite flavor profiles.

I have scoured resource after resource, “traditional” recipe after traditional recipe. You see, my goal isn’t to make the world’s most authentic Jerk, it is to create a recipe that was worthy of the Terminally Grill endorsement. I want a recipe that is universally pleasing, flavorful, bold, and guaranteed to bring family and friends together around the grill. You don’t become the best by throwing a couple of ingredients together…feast your pie holes on this creation! Call your friends.

 

 

This recipe requires that you start the day before serving, 18 hours minimum for best results.

 

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Terminally Grill© Jerk Chicken

1 tablespoon ground pimento (allspice)

1 cup onion, finely chopped

3 green onions (scallion), finely chopped

1½ tablespoon dried thyme

1 ½ teaspoons ground black pepper

1 teaspoon ground sage

1 teaspoon ground nutmeg

½ tablespoon cinnamon

2 tablespoons garlic powder or fresh garlic

¼ cup brown sugar

¼ cup vegetable oil

¼ cup soy sauce

¾ cup white Vinegar

½ cup orange juice

1 medium orange

¼ cup dark rum

Juice from 1 lime

1-3 Scotch Bonnet (hot!!!) peppers (substitute jalapeño for less heat)

1 whole chicken or 8 pieces

 

Add all of the ingredients, less the chicken, to your food processor, adding the liquid ingredients last and adding them slowly. Note: Unless you have worked with Scotch Bonnets, I recommend you start with one to gauge the strength of these bad boys and add to taste…these ain’t no jalapenos! Once you have the ingredients blended together, place chicken pieces in a non-reactive container or a heavy-duty Ziploc bag. Pour the magic over the chicken, agitating it to make sure that nothing goes untouched. Place container in the refrigerator for at least 18 hours and no more than 24.

Thirty minutes before you plan to start cooking the chicken (1.5 hours before serving), remove the container from the refrigerator and set to the side. This is a great time to light the charcoal. As I always recommend, you are going to want to use a two-zone set-up (charcoal or chunks on one side of the grill only) for this recipe, as you will be using direct and indirect grilling for your soon to be famous jerk.

Once the 30 minutes has past, and if your coals are grey, remove the chicken from the marinade and place it directly over the coals and put the lid on with about 20% air flow. If you don’t know your grill that well, check on the chicken after a minute or so to make sure you are making jerk, not jerky. The sugar content of the marinade will lead to some desirable charring. Once you have good color (brown, to dark brown) or have cooked the chicken with direct heat for 20 minutes, move the chicken to the indirect side of the grill and cover. Cook the chicken indirectly for at least 35 minutes, 45 being ideal, turning over once and basting occasionally with the remaining marinade. For the best results, have minimal airflow for this period of grilling as we will draw on the low and slow philosophy to finish the chicken.

With about 15 minutes of cooking left, take the remaining marinade, place it in a small sauce pan and bring it to a boil. Let boil for 60 seconds and then remove the sauce from the heat. You have just taken the marinade and made it in to a dipping sauce, for those who so desire, or an amazing salad dressing once cooled.

Now is the time you can start talking trash to your guests about who rules the grill. You do. Remove the chicken and tent it with foil for 10 minutes before serving. The charred goodness is sure to please your guests and will keep them coming back. Make sure you take some time to talk to your guests, even if they are guests that live in the same home as you. Grilling is just cooking without friends and family.

 

How To Brine A Turkey

brine– brīn/noun 1. water saturated or strongly impregnated with salt.  verb  2. soak in or saturate with salty water.

You can enhance a turkey’s flavor  with a salt and water brine…or you can knock your guests’ socks off with an amazing brine recipe and an understanding of the process. There is absolutely no reason to settle for anything less than the best turkey EVER. Let’s talk about why it is important to use a brine, a world class turkey brine recipe, and what kind of timeline you can expect when using a brine.
The most common complaint about turkey is that it is often served way too dry. Turkey is a very lean meat and will typically loose around 30% of its moisture during the cooking process. A well executed brine can cut that in half, rendering a much moister, juicier bird that will have the table choir singing. When a turkey is submerged in a brine, the water soaks into the turkey with the help of the salt, arming you with a more moist turkey to start with. You will still lose moisture when cooking but the end product is moistly memorable.
As previously mentioned, a basic brine is just salt and water. We don’t do basic, and you won’t either ever again once you taste the effect of the amazing brine we are about to make. A good rule of thumb for salt ratio is about 1 1/4 cup of sea salt per gallon of liquid (1 cup of iodized table salt).  Lets make our brine.
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 Terminally Grill© Best Damn Brine Recipe
1 gallon water
3 trays or equivalent of ice
1 64 oz  apple juice
2 cups sea salt (or 1 1/2 cups table salt)
1  32 oz container of low sodium vegetable broth
1  tbs ground cloves
1  tbs ground ginger
1  tbs onion powder
1 tbs allspice
2  cinnamon sticks
2 tbs ground red pepper (optional)
Add all ingredients except water to a large non- reactive stock pot  and bring to a boil, occasionally stirring. Boil for 5 minutes, remove from heat, add ice, and let stand for one hour, or until room temperature. After brine has cooled to room temperature, place turkey in the stock pot. Make sure that you have removed any bags or extra parts from turkey cavity as we want the brine solution to have as much contact with the bird as possible. In the sink, place bird in solution and be cautious of overflow depending on the size of your stock pot. If your stock pot isn’t big enough for the bird, a five gallon food grade bucket available at your local hardware store will also work. Once the turkey is in the solution, you want to make sure it is fully submerged in the solution. If you need more liquid, top off with water. I like to take a small mixing bowl, opening up and place it on top of the turkey and put the lid of the stock pot against the top of the bowl. To hold it in place I tie the stock pot lid to the stock pot using the handles. This keeps the bird submerged and the lid on. Place stock pot in refrigerator for at least 18 hours prior to cooking, preferably, but not more than 24 hours.
After the turkey has soaked in the brine, remove turkey from solution and wash thoroughly. Everything you need from the brine is inside the fibers of the meat and you want to remove excess solution from the skin of the turkey.Your turkey is now ready to be cooked. Keep in mind that a brined turkey will cook 20-35 minutes faster than usual. Use a meat thermometer to determine when turkey is fully cooked. Serve your bird and prepare yourself to be flooded with raving reviews!

Fuel Freak

Technology is a great thing. Medicine, computers, research and education have advanced in ways greatly beneficial to this great expanse. Technology, however, has not been so favorable to  the Grill. Electric, gas, and infrared abominations have found their way into the culinary culture with promises of quicker prep time, juicer results, unsurpassed flavor, and head turning looks. To this I say horse poop. Terminally Grill© operates under the LAW that grilling is done with charcoal or hardwood, anything else is just heating the food to an edible temperature.images (1)

I feel certain that in a blind taste test, charcoal or hardwood grilled or smoked food would smash all others. There is a depth of flavor, color, and texture that can only be obtained by grilling the RIGHT way, with charcoal or hardwood. All of the chains
advertise accordingly. You never see a commercial bragging about “Gas Roasted Ribs”, “Infrared Baked Steak”, or “Electric Smoked Chicken.” It is always “Wood Smoked” or “Charcoal Kissed.”

Now they say “I use gas so I can really control the temperature. Charcoal grills are so uncontrollable.” Bull butter! It is ok to say you haven’t learned to control the temperature or conduct the flame masterfully, but it is untrue to say it is uncontrollable. Controlling the temperature is as simple as controlling the airflow.

So to all you gas loving, convenience seeking, flavor lacking media believers , GET BACK TO THE BASICS! Pick up the technologically advanced charcoal chimney, some hardwood chunks or briquettes, and an unattached grill and give your food, family and taste buds something to remember.